Where Is Joe Merchant?（ISBN=9780156026994）

Where is Joe Merchant? That's what his sister, Trevor Kane, the hemorrhoid-ointment heiress, wants to know. For Desdemona, Merchant is the missing link in her ongoing communications with space aliens. Tabloid journalist Rudy Breno only cares that Merchant gets bigger headlines than Elvis. And for renegade seaplane pilot Frank Bama, the mystery of the presumed-dead-but-often-sighted rock star is turning his life upside down. In his debut novel, Jimmy Buffett cooks up an irresistible gumbo of dreamers, wackos, pirates, and sharks, as he leads Trevor and Frank on a wild chase through the Caribbean Islands to a place where anything can happen . . . and everything does.

Introduction
PROLOGUE:
I Fly Boats 
Squalls Out on the Gulf Stream
When My Ship Comes In, I'll Be at the Airport
See You in C-U-B-A 
The Blind Leading the Blind 
Under the Lone Palm 
Let's Blame It All on the Weather 
Doin" the Hemisphere Dance
That's My Story, and I'm Stickin" to It
Fins to the Left, Fins to the Right 
The Lady I Can't Explain
Want What You Have 
You Can't Hide Your Mayan Eyes
Desdemona's Building a Rocket Ship 
Fruitcakes in the Galley, Fruitcakes on the Street
Where Has All the Time Gone? 
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