Like Moses delivering forth the Ten Commandments, Henry Owings
is bringing music fans The Rock Bible an insider's guide to living
the rock 'n' roll dream. This hilarious rulebook is full of dos and
don'ts for musicians, wannabe musicians, and rock fans of all ages.
Here's what The Rock Bible has to say about Singers: 'When you feel
like stage-diving, make sure the people in the front row like your
music enough to catch you.'Backstage antics: 'Couches at rock clubs
have never been cleaned. Think of the crazy things that have been
done on these couches, and then proceed at great personal
risk.'Lifestyle: 'If you want to die while in a famous rock band,
there are four options. 1. Suicide. 2. Car or plane crash. 3. Drug
overdose. 4. Murdered by a crazy relative. Just pick one and stick
with it.' Complete with faux-biblical illustrations and parables
and essays from comedian Patton Oswalt, drummer Brian Teasley, and
professional smartass Andrew Earles, The Rock Bible is a rude and
raunchy look at the best and worst of rock 'n' roll.
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