Sh *t My Dad SaYs (ISBN9780330533454)

    Afrter being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-oldJustin Halpern fround himselJ: living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,' has never minced his words. And when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him... From the pitfalls of family weddings to conj"ronting burglars naked with a shotgun, Sh*t MyDad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true memoir of a father- and-son relationship frrom a major new comic voice.