Perfect I'm Not: Boomer on Beer, Brawls, Backaches, and Baseball

This is a guy who ...

• Grew up among Hell's Angels, taking their Harleys for solo joyrides at age eleven ...
• Prepares for every outing by blasting Metallica, AC/DC, and Godsmack at eardrum-bursting levels in the Yankees' locker room ...
• Regularly tried to coerce attractive women in the stands into lifting up their shirts from the Toronto Blue Jays' bullpen ...
• Endured huge, cortisone-loaded hypodermic shots straight into the spine to avoid missing scheduled pitching starts ...
• Was the 1998 ALCS MVP and the 2002 ALDS goat ...
• Has become legendary for his brawling, beer-drenched, no-holds-barred or punches-pulled lifestyle off the mound ...