Stuffed on goose. Too much mulled wine, and still furious. I suppose Harvey thinks that keeping this diary will help soothe my constant angst, the ennui that haunts me when I envision the ghastly void my life might be, were it not for Fashion. If I couldn t do headdresses as well as Mr. Rinaldo does hair, I d crawl under a shrub in Jersey and die. ! mean, really. I try to explain this to Harvey, but nothing. He tells me there is more to life than Fashion, and I tell him, \"O yeah, name two things.\" Mr. Rinaldo knows, though. When he s doing my hair and I glance up in the mirror and see the total attention he pays to detail, the swift little way the comb wisps at my hair, I know that he knows what I mean. We re artists, plain and simple. Harvey, he s just a C.P.A. O, it s fine for paying the rent and buying accessories, to be sure, but when it comes right down to significance, Harvey is a total zero. Like Christmas eve, I get this huge package and I m just sure it s that wool sweater with the red angle stripes across the chest that I craved soo in the window at Barney s. I must have dropped a hundred hints if I dropped one. So I tear open the package, and what do I find? This! That s what I find. A goddam leather-bound diary with a gold key to \"keep my secrets in,\" as Harvey puts it. Secrets! Well, my only secret to you Harvey is that I hate this diary with tears in my eyes. I want Fashion. How many times do I have to tell you? I m leaving you, Harvey. There, that s another secret. I m planning to run away with your boss, Mr. Finster. I murdered the cat and put her through the Cuisinart. How s that for secrets? I wonder how many other gorgeous younger lovers have the problems with their older lovers that I have with Harvey? Trying to be au courant and getting just no help
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