\"Oy vey, oy vey,\" I pulled and pulled. \"What is it? What s happened?\" A murmur went up fron the congregation. \"Can t you see? It s his beard; it s stuck in the doorl\" \"Yes, it s my beard; it s stuck in the door,\" I yelled \"That s it.\" I knew it had to be something like that. \"Aht His beard.\" \"It s plain now.\" \"It s obvious.\" \"We should have seen it at once.\" Together they chorused: \"His beard is stuck in the door.\" I stopped pulling for a moment. \"Is that the best you cal do?\" I asked irritably. \"It s a problem,\" a voice said. \"A catastrophe.\" \"It s an umglik.\" \"Whoever heard of such a thing?\" \"What s to be done?\" the congregation wailed. There was a general shrugging of shoulders, a scratching oJ heads, a multitude of sighs. The usual thing. A voice from the rear of the congregation made itselt heard: \"Waitl\" It was Yankel the Tailor. All eyes fumed toward him. I looked too. What else wa,, there to do? This Yankel was a short, nearsighted man who wore hL, yarmulka at a rakish angle. He tapped his forehead.
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