| Ivam~pist Day and Ass Bird off on sex again. It s a10gitimate topic but the way AB goes at it sets my teethOn edge, He makes me feel like the 98-1b. weakling instructions from Charles Atlas on how tobuild up my biceps. He starts off by asking if I have had any sex. If I sayyes, he wants to know how often and how it was. If theanswer is no, he asks if I ve been masturbating. I vetold him and told him that I don t masturbate but hedoesn t believe me and always acts as if this time hewall catch me with my metaphorical pants down andget the truth. Today, when I said J. and I hadn t had intere, in thepast week (because I had avoided it), AB gave me along pep talk on the male ego and sex drives and toldme I must make more of an effort to be receptive andto satisfy my husband. He said I should read "sugges-live" books before bed and said he had had goodreports of a paperback called "My Secret Life." I dutifully wrote down the title but I thought howAss-Bird-Backwards this "therapeutic" reading is. I veread sex manuals, some suggested by AB, but theydon t do any good. And why should anybody thinkthey would? It s what goes on between two peoplebefore they go to bed that determines how good or badthe sex will be. As I put the slip of paper in my purse, I suddenlyhad a vision of AB s other patients with their little slipsof paper all turning up in droves at the bookstore, all |
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