INTRODUCTION by A. Friend
(an actual le~er from an actual reader)
May 13， 1994
Dummkopf Tom Tomorrow
Des Moines Register
Dee Molnes， Iowa
Dear Dummkopf and general all-around Nuisance，
Recently I saw your asinine cartoon against
our beloved President NIxon. Your cartoon was
very biased and stupid. Try not to show your
stupidity in the future. Fall on your knees
and ask the good Lord to gave you a little
common sense， Brother， you need it. People
feel sorry for you.
Some say you are a MOngolian idiot! I have
been dgfendlng you against the charge. Oh， ho，
ho， ho~ Oh， ha， ha， ha~
Have you no sense of shame and decency~ Those
yho know you and work with you complain about
your personal habits. They need a gas mask when
they are around you. Take a bath daily and try
to avoid gaseous foods in the future.
Good bye for now， Dummkopf.
Sinqere~，
A. Friend
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